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Well, this morning I woke up with a joke in my head that could be used in character in one of my Earthdawn Games.
I thought I might share it and see if other folks might want to join in and develop a selection of in character jokes.

Did you hear about the T'skrang fisherman that fished his whole life on the serpent and never caught anything?

He was Trolling.

Some jokes for the setting with an heavy anti-ork bias.

What has six legs and flies?
An ork cavalryman

What do you get when you cross a Windling with an Ork?
A scorcher that’s too lazy to steal.

Why do orks chew with their mouths open?
Flies need someplace to live.

What is the difference between a bowl of quaalz, and a bowl of slugs?
Nothing

Why did the Blood Elves do a ritual causing themselves to have thorns growing out of their skin?

It seemed like a good idea at the time.

Where do Neathermancer’s shop?
The second hand store.

What did the nethermancer say to the cadaverman?
Get a life.

What do you get when you cross a dwarf with a troll?
A self-important loudmouth that charges you for the privilege of listening to the them yell.

Why do dwarves have big nostrils?
Greed combined with stubby fingers.

What do you give a sick troll?
A very large bucket.

Common Beastmaster joke.

What do you call a Theran who gets too close to (insert animal companion's name)?
Claude (Clawed).

Did you hear the one about the two obsidimen that ran a marathon?
……. The punch line will get here eventually.

What’s the hardest thing for a cannibal to swallow?
An old T’skrang's tale.

What do you say when you meet a new troll?
Warts new?

What’s the soft stuff between a Thundras claws?
Slow villagers

How can you tell when a windling farts?
They fly straight for a second.

What's the difference between a scorcher and his mount?

Grooming, mostly.