Earthdawn Jokes

[Drucifer]

Well, this morning I woke up with a joke in my head that could be used in character in one of my Earthdawn Games.
I thought I might share it and see if other folks might want to join in and develop a selection of in character jokes.

Did you hear about the T'skrang fisherman that fished his whole life on the serpent and never caught anything?

He was Trolling.

[Drucifer]

Some jokes for the setting with an heavy anti-ork bias.

What has six legs and flies?
An ork cavalryman

What do you get when you cross a Windling with an Ork?
A scorcher that’s too lazy to steal.

Why do orks chew with their mouths open?
Flies need someplace to live.

What is the difference between a bowl of quaalz, and a bowl of slugs?
Nothing

[werefrog]

Why did the Blood Elves do a ritual causing themselves to have thorns growing out of their skin?

It seemed like a good idea at the time.

[Drucifer]

Where do Neathermancer’s shop?
The second hand store.

What did the nethermancer say to the cadaverman?
Get a life.

What do you get when you cross a dwarf with a troll?
A self-important loudmouth that charges you for the privilege of listening to the them yell.

Why do dwarves have big nostrils?
Greed combined with stubby fingers.

What do you give a sick troll?
A very large bucket.

[Stormcrow]

Common Beastmaster joke.

What do you call a Theran who gets too close to (insert animal companion's name)?
Claude (Clawed).

[Drucifer]

Did you hear the one about the two obsidimen that ran a marathon?
……. The punch line will get here eventually.

What’s the hardest thing for a cannibal to swallow?
An old T’skrang's tale.

What do you say when you meet a new troll?
Warts new?

What’s the soft stuff between a Thundras claws?
Slow villagers

How can you tell when a windling farts?
They fly straight for a second.

[crzydevil]

What's the difference between a scorcher and his mount?

Grooming, mostly.