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by Psitanium
Tue Dec 03, 2019 8:48 pm
Forum: Grand Tales and Glorious Schemes
Topic: 1879: The Expendables
Replies: 65
Views: 7468

Re: 1879: The Expendables - McFly's Journal

Finally, we were back in London. It was a wonderful sight, in no small part to the complete lack of predatory monsters. Spell lady and photo hunter decided to try finding Lord Hastings at the restaurant he frequents. I, for one, thought that was a terrible idea and the odds of him being there were n...
by Psitanium
Tue Nov 12, 2019 9:37 pm
Forum: Grand Tales and Glorious Schemes
Topic: 1879: The Expendables
Replies: 65
Views: 7468

Re: 1879: The Expendables - McFly's Journal

Finally, we could make the long, arduous trek back to London, by way of Carapace and My Hammy. I began work on another armor project, this time for the spell lady, who insisted I make the smallest piece of clothing known to mankind. I suggested a tasteful pair of leather bracers, made to be as fashi...
by Psitanium
Thu Nov 07, 2019 8:50 pm
Forum: Grand Tales and Glorious Schemes
Topic: 1879: The Expendables
Replies: 65
Views: 7468

Re: 1879: The Expendables - McFly's Journal

A few more doors were still closed. While the hunter was strong-willed to open everything, the rest of the crew felt less excited. I, for one, was getting tired of almost dying horribly in a hidden temple. However, I was inclined to try one more door, as long as it was the nicest one. If nothing goo...
by Psitanium
Tue Oct 29, 2019 7:23 pm
Forum: Grand Tales and Glorious Schemes
Topic: 1879: The Expendables
Replies: 65
Views: 7468

Re: 1879: The Expendables - McFly's Journal

As the spell lady smashed Morning Wood down on the last arocknid, it became aroused and attacked. Of course, it decided to attack me. As it lunged on top of me, I dropped to the floor and fell unconscious. Passing out on the floor seems to be a common occurrence on this trip. I awoke to find Morning...
by Psitanium
Wed Oct 23, 2019 10:29 pm
Forum: Grand Tales and Glorious Schemes
Topic: 1879: The Expendables
Replies: 65
Views: 7468

Re: 1879: The Expendables - McFly's Journal

I supervised an experiment where the hunter put a stick through a magical hole. There are absolutely no double entendres that can be made from this scenario. He felt a tingling sensation when he stuck it in. When he pulled the stick out, it had miraculously grown in size. Spell lady explained that t...
by Psitanium
Thu Oct 10, 2019 7:30 pm
Forum: Grand Tales and Glorious Schemes
Topic: 1879: The Expendables
Replies: 65
Views: 7468

Re: 1879: The Expendables - McFly's Journal

Upon further inspection of this room, spell lady alerted us to the possibility we may soon be glowing and grow a tail. Well, technically, she said that there is an energy in this room that may be responsible for the angry mummies and magical items, but that is all the same to me. After a long debate...
by Psitanium
Fri Oct 04, 2019 9:35 pm
Forum: Grand Tales and Glorious Schemes
Topic: 1879: The Expendables
Replies: 65
Views: 7468

Re: 1879: The Expendables

If he makes another one, he'll say it's the Croc of Aegis now because something out there in the Universe spoke to him. Sure that something in the Universe was Erica, but he probably won't admit it.
by Psitanium
Thu Oct 03, 2019 6:54 pm
Forum: Grand Tales and Glorious Schemes
Topic: 1879: The Expendables
Replies: 65
Views: 7468

Re: 1879: The Expendables - McFly's Journal

With the party back in full force, we attempted to open the next sarcophagus. I failed to convince my party that I could build a suitable lid-lifting system and they impulsively went with the troll lifting it by hand. This did not end well. The lady mummy that inevitably resided in the sarcophagus a...
by Psitanium
Fri Sep 27, 2019 11:01 pm
Forum: Grand Tales and Glorious Schemes
Topic: 1879: The Expendables
Replies: 65
Views: 7468

Re: 1879: The Expendables - McFly's Journal

The most capable melee fighter among us, a troll with military experience, decided to take a personal day while the rest of us checked the boxes and sarcophagi in this room. This could have been quite beneficial. Ancient ruins often contain valuable treasures that could be sold for useful materials....
by Psitanium
Wed Sep 18, 2019 7:26 pm
Forum: Grand Tales and Glorious Schemes
Topic: 1879: The Expendables
Replies: 65
Views: 7468

Re: 1879: The Expendables

As we approached the next doorway full of unknown dangers, we encountered a new problem. Some discourteous animal had decided to die right next to the door on the opposite side, blocking our passage. While we could get it slightly ajar, enough for three of us to squeeze through, our resident troll w...